MISSING HUSBAND
Fred was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!'
The next morning Fred got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife ran out to the driveway. She opened it and found a brand-new bathroom scale.
Fred has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him. *I am thinking he's in an alley somewhere with a scale wrapped around his head!
~~OPPS~~Never underestimate what a woman will do when her weight is insulted.~~
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My husband would be found in the alley too! Ha! Ha!
ahahaha This is too funny Sarah!! I got a laugh!! Thats what my scale does right now!! LOL
That is hysterical!!!:0)
Whoopsie! That wasn't very nice of him. Too Funny!!
Hilarious Sarah thanks for the good laugh.
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