Monday, September 24, 2007

Nine words women use

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (8) Whatever: Is an angry woman's way of saying go away! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.


Jeannie said...

Yes! I'm sure I've said all nine of those "words" a million times in my life, and the meanings are absolutely correct...I just can't understand why men don't get what we're saying?!

They don't get it, and they never will I guess. Oh well, it's fine ;)

Sniz said...

did you write this yourself? This is soooo clever! I loved it. I'm going to make hubs read it!

Movers4life said...

My brother-in-law was laughing hysterically at this, he thought it was GREAT!:)